Identity Crisis
Owner:
Greg
Solution:
Different for every team, sorry Shane.
Bob's Neighbors: INMATE
Byte Me: STAND-IN
Dave's Killer Bread: PIRATE
Francisco and the Asians: NUANCE
Hawaiian Log Splitters: AMNESIA
Honeybadgers: COPOUTS
Intern Tailor Soldier Spy: HAS-BEEN
Just Some Humdrum Glum Burms: AIRMAN
Last Minute: ALSO-RAN
Null: CONMEN
Ohana: WANNABE
Queeries and Solutions: PIRATED
Secret Puzzle Man: WANNABE
Spectres: STAND-IN
Spy Kids: ALIASED
Spy Kids 6: YES MAN
T-alkie's Team: AIRMEN
Team Irch: ALSO-RAN
The Division: BATMAN
The Floor Is Calling For Help: ENIGMA
Thrill Gates: ALSO-RAN
Tim, Tim!! Tim? Tim: RENAME
Watermelon Warriors: ENIGMA
{54686520-496e-7465-726e-2047616d6521}: YES MAN
🔥: ALSO-RAN
Partial Answers
REAL IDS, REAL ID: Keep going
GC Notes:
GC to update day-of-game.
Presentation:
Teams get identity cards with their pictures on them, as well as a lot of other data.
[TODO: a picture of a sample card]
Walkthrough:
The place to start is the ID#, which can be broken up into pairs of digits from 01-26. Mapping these to letters forms one of (six or) seven different messages:
WTMODSIX
EYECOLOR
HTINFEET
INCHESINHT
HAIRCOLOR
BIRTHMONTH
DAYOFBIRTH
Each of these messages indicates a number in one of the other fields on the card. (Hair and Eye color use resistor colors) That's an index into the fake names on the card. The ordering is the "Type" letter, A-G (or A-F).
Doing so will yield the message REAL IDS or REAL ID. That suggests that the teams should repeat the process using the real name of the pictured intern instead of the fake name on the card, using the same ordering and index. Doing so yields the answer, a thematically appropriate six or seven-letter word.
Hinting:
Some teams want to use red = 1, etc. indexing instead of resistor colors for the colors. Hopefully the blacks, browns, greys, and whites in the data will dissuade them.
INCHESINHT and HTINFEET both refer to the individual component of the height. (The inches part of 4'11" is 11, not 59) That should be obvious given the scale of the other numbers.