Soundboard CD Solution

How It Works

The applciation on the CD displayed an 8 X 4 grid of buttons. When a button was pressed, a sound played of a stylized quote. Each button plays a recording of a person (me) doing a funny voice.

Solution

Discover that each funny voice is represented by exactly two sound clips.
Discover that many sound clips contain a spoken number.
1. Discover that some spoken numbers are homonyms. (i.e. "to" = "two").
2. Discover that only one of each pair of sound clips contains a spoken number.
Infer that, for each pair of sound clips, the number in one clip refers to the other clip.
1. Discover that reading the nth word in each non-number sound clip, read in order on the grid (left-to-right, top-to-bottom), reveals the following sentence: I AM THAT WHICH MEASURES THE PAIN OF A CONCERT AND THE CAPACITY OF A JUG
  1. Infer that this is a riddle, the answer to which is: VOLUME

Soundboard


1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24
25	26	27	28	29	30	31	32


1	G	I	There were some things I did, no I'm not proud of 'em.
2	O	1	Oh I'd have won it without your help.
3	A	am	I am a very model of a modern major general.
4	F	that	Cheer up comrade, you have that which is most precious, a big pile of money.
5	E	which	We accept that which is freely given.
6	J	measures	She measures a cup of sugar.
7	A	2	I am very well acquainted too with matters mathematical.
8	H	the	Somebody's poisoned the well.
9	K	4	That was a great leap for a troll.
10	I	pain	There is no gain without pain.
11	B	of	I feel slightly ridiculous doing all of these voices.
12	J	2	That's news to me.
13	C	4	My father always said I was good for nothing.
14	L	1	You'll get yours one of these days, D____ D____.
15	M	5	I got married at the five and dime.
16	N	2	To the death!
17	B	7	I thought I would run out of interesting things to say after seven or so.
18	C	a	Surrender or face a lifetime of anguish.
19	G	5	Took a five-finger discount that bloke did.
20	D	6	Deep-sixed maaaaaan
21	D	concert	That was a totally sweet concert, dude.
22	M	and	I have a keyboard and a postage stamp.
23	L	the	The meadow is on fire.
24	E	4	Delivery for you.
25	I	6	The blond, the redhead, the brunette, the tall guy, the guy with the ski mask, and the horse, six of them.
26	H	3	You've gone three steps over the edge, partner.
27	P	8	We ate that squirrel, the tail was a bad idea.
28	N	capacity	Full capacity.
29	K	of	I'm getting tired of cave lichen.
30	F	6	He shot me six times, but most hit limbs.
31	O	a	A fellow cannot do this alone.
32	P	jug	I got my start singing little brown jug west of East Hanniford.

GC Notes

For this clue, Adam hid in the dark at a very creepy Fort, installed in a hill (so quasi underground). His job was to silently wait in the darkest, scariest part of the installation, which was a series of rooms that resembled a deserted operating room, which of course had a raised slab of concrete (operating table). He would do his best to yell and scare the teams as they walked into the room.